shift to plan B

for my youtube debut, i eat a 3 layer 1 lb pattied burger in under 5 minutes.
enjoy.







here at burger avnue in makati city, in the battle between man vs. food, MAN WON!!!

because my proposal presentation is over and the teacher only had a few things to say i went to divisoria coz its full of awesomeness and got me some retail lovin'

2 pairs of sneakers     
1pair of shades             
1 pair of earrings           
3 pairs of socks            

for a grand total of (wait for it)

440 pesos.
 
yeba!

march 6, 2009
8pm
i love you bar
cubao x
ang hindi pumunta, panget

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
i was supposed to be named after my lolo which would have made me jose V coz my dad's the fourth. then there was this george thing coz my mom loves george michael then i dont know. i think my dad was drunk when he penned in my name.
potanginang boring ng pangalang michael cruz villanueva

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I dont remember. i remember crying during my lolos burial but that was aeons ago

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
in one page i have around 4 writing styles and they dont quite resemble each other. im weird that way. so, no.


4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?:
i can eat meat all day! everyday!

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?:
none that i know of. i keep tabs on who i make sexy time with.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?: 
maybe. im not sure i would like me. i might be too loud for myself. or if i become friends with myself i'd die of liver failure too early.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?: 
hindi naman

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?:
yep

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?:
gimme the place time and monies

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?:
corn flakes. i rarely eat cereals. i want meat!!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?:
not when im about to poop my pants or when im too drunk

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
arce dairy's mantecado. or anything with a decent vanilla flavor

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?:
smile or teeth pattern pwede ring pwet.

14. RED OR PINK?:
red

15. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?:
i cant get up mornings. i would like to try being a morning person but i just cant cut it earlier than 10. oh my potbelly looks like crap too.

16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?:
i have a short attention span so i dont think i really--oooh! shiny!


17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?:
blue shorts pink slippers

18. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?:
tv thingies

19. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?:
vermilion

20. FAVORITE SMELLS?:
freshly cut grass, rain, newly washed sheets/towels, shampooed women (minsan hindi click to. siguro sa tipo lang ng pheromones ng girl) or a girl wearing clinique happy. cooking meat.

21. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: 
the delivery girl that made me repeat at least 3 times everything that i said
[Girl:kanino po ipapangalan, sir? Me: kay ade. G: kanino po? M: ADE. G: kanino po? M: kay ADE A-D-E ADE. G:kanino po ulit? A-D-E, kay carlo na nga lang. CARLO. G:ay ok po]

20. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?:
highland games, worlds strongest man, national spelling bee championships, football, high dive. is competitive eating a sport? i think i'd do well on hotdogs sans buns

22. HAIR COLOR? :
black with lotsa grays

23. EYE COLOR?: 
brown. if you look closely theres a blue border. im freakishly weird that way.

24. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? :
20-20 vision baby

25. FAVORITE FOOD? :
MEAAAATT!!! second to meat is noodlesoup with lots of MEAAAAT!!! crustaceans come in third.


26. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: 
happy endings are sometimes scary

27. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?:
REC. the spanish film where they based quarantine on. it was a nice.

28. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?: 
none

29. SUMMER OR WINTER?:
havent experienced winter but i think i would like it. so i thunk the default answer is summer. teka, kung may rainy season gusto ko rin yon!

30. HUGS OR KISSES?: 
Hugs. wanna hug? may libreng butt squeeze pa kung gusto mo

33. FAVORITE DESSERT?:
cheesecake! pwede na rin ang yosi kung wala.

34. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? :
i should be brushing up on my thesis materials but i suck at being productive.
last book i read was the O. HEnry awards for short fiction collection

35. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? :
wala akong mouse pad.

36. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?:
40 year old virgin on tv5 it sucked coz a fifth of the dialogue was bleeped.

37. FAVORITE SOUND(S): 
pitterpatter of rain. the wind during motorcycle rides. the hammerfist on some dope's face on UFC

38. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? :
Beatles. its not that i dont like the rolling stones but i have more beatles matl.

39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
i make my tongue do waves. my tummy too

40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?:
manila, perpetual succor hospital. hindi pa ata ako nakakabalik doon evarrr

41. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?:
puta naman eh, walang murahan.

42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
japan. but that was ages ago. most recent was hongkong.


at dahil natuwa ako sa sistema ni alice at wala akong originality, i tag kunsino man ang may relative-ish relationships saken. cousin,second-cousin,other relative, step sister etc...

they're going for 500 apiece and you can order through the site or through me. kung sa site naman, pwedeng paki indicate po na sakin nang galing ang plug?
thanks.

natantandaan nyo pa ba kung anong hitsura ni chad borja? ako hindi na gaano..

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Ikaw Lang - Chad Borja</div>

patay kang bata ka sa videoke.

buti na lang nagsisismula nang magkaroon ng project ang mga graf artists dito sa pinas.
hindi lang puro gangstashit.

panis pa rin sila dito.


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i may not look the part but i like it when things go as planned
and when things go haywire, i either tend to try to fix it or self destruct.

ngayon, nagkakasabaysabay ang pagkakalecheleche ng mga bagaybagay.
the club is in disarray, the crew has gone ballistic and the acads are well, still the goddamn acads that get in the fucking way.

sawa na ko sa bad vibes; last year ko pa sinasabi to. and if people continue to be this way, im sorry but im tired.

enough of the drama, enough of emotions getting in the way, enough of petty little things.

hindi ba panahon na para mabuhay?

------
in this line, a meme nicked from ikabodcrane:

CONSUMERIST DESIRES
1.a good bottle of scotch
2.a nice steak meal (wagyu)
3.a g-shock gaussman (to replace the one that was broken)
4.nikon d700 + all the lenses that i want
5.a cbr fireblade
6.the new white predators from adidas
7.a fully loaded macbook pro
8.an lcd tv
9.an iphone competitive moblie from LG or sonyericsson
10.a ramen tour in japan

all would be nice but i agree when paolo said that a hug buddy who tells you that everything will be ok is all that i need right now. pwede rin palang make-out or FUBU

follow that link!

felines

at meron pa!!!

french kid

sa kakak click ko ng kung anu ano, nakita ko sila.
para kay rac, marby, mike,sofi at kungkanikanino pa na makaka appreciate. oh and french speaking peeps too.

 

1. Do you like cheese?
Yes. once i got lbm coz i consumed 1 whole brick in a day.

2. Are you a chain smoker?
not really. i stop when i feel the dirt in my lungs n throat

3. Your favorite song?
currently, hey little rich girl-amy winehouse

4. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
no. i know what theyre gonna tell me.

5. What do you think of hotdogs?
thayre mans greatest invention next to sliced bread

6. Favorite Christmas song?
santa baby

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Cold water.

8. Can you do push ups?
yes.

9. Favorite superhero?
silver surfer

10.Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?
mixed drinks and massages

11. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
my never to be toned tummy

12. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
i need a cig.
i need beer.
why the heck does transportation disappear after 10 at our place?

13. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
proposal pintouts
folder
cellphone credits

14.Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
beer, water, OJ

15. Favorite places?
anywhere thats near the sea.

16. What color of shirt are you wearing?
black

17. Can you whistle?
a lil

18. Favorite color/s?
red, purple

19. Would you like to be a pirate?
wut kind o a kweschun is dat landlubber? arrr...

20. What songs do you sing in the shower?
whatever comes to mind. no italian opears have come out tho.

21. Favorite girl's name?
eleanor

22. Favorite boy's name?
pancho

23. What's in your pocket right now?
no pockets

24. Last thing that made you laugh?
realizing that stopping from camsy leaving last night was pointless.

25. Worst injury you've ever had?
open fractured toe[pinky] sparained big toe. 2 sparined ankles all in one go.

26. Do you love where you live?
if we had decent transporatation and decent roads and a better neighborhood store, why not?

27.How many computers do you have in your house?
two [the dinosaur im using right now and my dead laptop]

28.Does someone have a crush on you?
well where the hell is she?

29.What is your favorite bar?
oyes. no contest

30.What is your favorite candy?
peters butterball saka yung purple na cola candy

31.What were you doing 12 AM last night?
drinking at carlo's

32.What is the first thing you thought of when u woke up?
you have nothing to do. go back to sleep

tagging whoever likes answering these things.

-counter fishing sometimes works.
-a labentador popping just right before dinner makes a girl palpitate.
-a girl who eats like a man is cute.
-talking about work is not exactly a bad idea.
-kimi jelly tongue is nice, especially if its free.
-composure requires cardio-vascular endurance.



---time to jog regularly again if i want to keep this up. nakakapagod pala mag mukhang kalmado kahit na nagccrack na yung ribs mo dahil sa pag tibok ng puso. yak, kadire.

~~

Word spreads around fast and almost everyone has already heard about what happened to our dear friend, Tara Santelices (Assumption Antipolo’s Batch 2003 and Ateneo de Manila University’s Class of 2007, AB Political Science).

On the eve of her 23rd birthday, Tara was shot in the head during a hold-up while riding a jeepney along Imelda Avenue, Cainta, Rizal. Joee Mejias, who was with her at that time, rushed her to Amang Rodriguez Memorial Hospital in Marikina City. The parents of Tara and Joee arrived at the hospital shortly thereafter. When morning came, Tara’s parents finally decided to transfer her to the Medical City, Ortigas Avenue, Pasig City. Since 8:00am of August 6, Tara has been in the ICU fighting for her dear life. Her parents have decided not to push through with the operation.

Although it might seem that there is nothing else that we can do but wait for Tara to wake up from this horrific nightmare, we, the friends of Tara, have decided to raise funds for Tara’s hospital bills. This is the least we can do to ease the unbearable pain her family is going through. We have been given the go-signal from Tara’s dad, Tito Larry, and here are the details:

The temporary bank account is under Anne Marie F. Santelices, Banco de Oro, SA 2140-062201. For direct cash donations, please proceed to the ICU Waiting Room of the Medical City (Ortigas Avenue, Pasig City). Please look for Joee Mejias or Lila Santelices.

Any amount will be gratefully accepted. Anonymous donations are also welcome. Please spread the word. Forward this to your family, friends and even to everyone else you know. Please post this on Friendster, Multiply, Facebook and wherever else you can think of. Please send group messages on Yahoo Messenger. This will mean so much to us, her friends.

Please continue praying for Tara, for Joee and for both of their families. If you want to come see Tara, visiting hours at the ICU are at 9:00 am to 11:00 am and 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm.

Thank you so much for your time and kind consideration.

For inquiries, please contact Joee Mejias (09228154987) for calls and Jac Ledonio (09167243071) or Myka Francisco (09163695148) for text messages.


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masyado nang maraming nangyayaring ganito na malapit saken.
please be safe everyone.

butch and i went to the wake last night. kuya long wast there. inaautopsy daw dahil ang east avenue medical center ay walang nilagay na cause of death sa death certificate. imagine that after he was operated and admitted for 4 days in the hospital, wala silang masabi kung pano namantay si manong. useless sumabitches.
eto pa.
nung nakausap namin yung captain ng squad nila sa security agency, cinonfirm nya yung isa sa mga kinakatakutan ko last week. may kapit nga yung bata. colonel ata or samting yung tatay at wala na silang sinagot after nung mga paunang gamot. the security agency took care of the operation and the hospital bill. tapos, balak pa atang palabasin nitong kabila na nag suicide daw si manong and that he jumped in front of the car. tapos balak pa ata mag counter sue dahil na trauma daw yung tatangatangang bata. kesyo hindi na daw kumakain, hindi na daw makapag aral and all sorts o shits. tapos yung pinaka below the belt na hirit galing sa kabila, may atribida daw na auntie tong bata na humirit ng "e nagtatatalon ka na sa tuwa nyan? adik ka diba?" pertaining to the damage money that the family will get. second hand info ito and its not verbatim, but nevertheless that was the message implied.
tangina diba? bastusan kung bastusan.
naniniwala ako na ncpag should do one heck of a number on this. sabi pa nung squad leader, willing naman daw mag cooperate ang media at ncpag to help push the case forward. sana lang wag bumitaw yung pamilya para maresolve tong kaso at wag madaan sa settlement.

 those poor kids will never get ko know their father.

so, ganito yon no.
(flashback)
asa saras kami ni carlo at ni butch. kakatapos lang namen ni butch at mike manood ng play ni anton juan tungkol sa mga kabataang hindi pinalad sa buhay (understatement) at as usual, saras ang bagsak namen pagkatapos. makaraan ang ilang beer, makalipas ang huntahan sa iba't ibang tao, at ang pag uwi ng ilan, nag decide kami ni carlo na umuwi na rin. pero dahil ang butch ay ayaw paawat, nanlibre pa ng isang round ang hitad. bilang batang may field trip kinaumagahan, nag dalawang isip pa ko bago umoo (mimi girl moment). so midway into my beer, numinipis na ang mga tao sa saras nang ibglang may kumamot na gulong ng sasakayan.nagtayuan ang mga tao at nagsimulang mag usyoso. ako, bilang primadonna, ay hindi natinag at nagsabing "hay nako, mamaya na ko uusyoso".
hindi ko na napigilan nung nakita ko nang tumakbo bigla si butch at may nadinig akong tili (hindi ko pa kailanman nakikitang tumakbo si butch pero nadinig ko na shang tumili, hindi ko lang alam kung sha din nga yung nadinig ko). tumayo na ko agad at pumunta sa  kumpulan ng mga tao.
 
una kong nakita yung dugo. matagal na kong hindi nakakakita ng ganung karaming dugo ng tao na nakakalat lang. tancha ko nasa isang litro yung naka kalat sa daan. gravitational pooling ika nga ng mga taga CSI Vegas. sa unang assessment, either malaki talaga ang tama sa biktima at ganun kabilis lumabas yung dugo o matagal na shang tinitignan lang ng mga taong nakapalibot at umabot sa ganun karaming dugo ang lumabas sa kanya. mula sa ilong bibig tenga at bandang batok nanggagaling ang dugo. sloped ang kalsada ng CP garcia; nasa 3-4 na piye na ang ginagapang ng dugo.
may babae sa tabi ko na nag sisisigaw lang. hindi ko na matandaan kung busy ba ko sa pag tingin sa biktima o wala lang talagang kwenta yung mga pinag sisisigaw nya. tapos bigla kong naisip at sinigaw na rin na " wag nyo muna shang galawin! baka bali yung leeg!" pero dahil may response naman sa mga binti nya, binuhat na namin agad sha ng ilang mga manong papasok sa sasakyang nakabangga.
halatang kabado yung driver. nakahawak lang sa ulo nya at sabi lang ng sabi na "anong gagawin ko? tulungan nyo ko!" tisoy,mejo bata pa, malinis tignan. yung sasakyan, vios ata, itim, basta yung mga maliliit na kotse. naalala ko lang nung pinunas ko sa tail lights nya yung naiwang dugo sa kamay ko. nakalimutan ko ng kunin yung plate number. "di bale" ika ko, sumama naman si butch sa kanila at may 2 pang extra na manong na nag buhat.
nung nag 3point turn sha sa manansala, hinabol ko pa sha at sinabihan na mag hazard na papunta sa hospital.

bumalik kami ni carlo sa saras matapos nilang makaalis. binalikan namin ang mga gamit namin at kung ano pang natira. dumerecho muna ko sa likod para mag hugas ng kamay; may tira pang dugo. inaasses ko kung pano humantong sa ganung posisyon ang mga bagay bagay. nakaharap ang sasakyan papunta sa katipunan at nakahilata si manong sa may harap na ng likha diwa. ang ulunan ay nakaturo sa direksyon papuntang UP. ang sasakyan naman, basag ang wind shield sa gawing kaliwa at kupi ang bumper sa may kaliwa rin. iniisip ko na baka galing ng KNL si manong at nahagip ng sasakya papuntang katipunan. unang tumama ang tuhod, umangat at humampas ang ulo sa may bahagi ng tenga sa wind shield kaya baka pumutok ang eardrum at maraming dugo. matapos kong buuin ang aking teyorya, pinilit kong makausap si carlo na mejo nanginginig pa rin at dun na rin namin nalaman kung gaano kabilis mag shift ang emosyon at atensyon ng mga tao at na naiwan ni butch ang telepono nya. pagkatapos ng ilang mga yosi at mga tanong mula kay ate ems at jane, inudyokan ko si carlo na suyurin nalang namin ang mga ospital sa paligid para hanpin sila.

en route sa east ave. via QCMC, tumawag yung kapatid ni butch at sinabing asa V. Luna hospital daw sila. nung makapasok kami sa compund ng ospital, sinabi ko kay carlo na baka may kapit yung bata, sa military sponsored hospital dinala eh. derecho kami sa ER at inabot kay butch ang gamit nya. habang patuloy tuloy kong nadidinig na nag bibitch tong doktor sa ER na wala daw sialng CT scan at wala daw silang magagawa.yun lang ang paulit ulit nyang sinasabi pero hindi man lang sha nag aalok ng alternative. hindi ko na nakayanan at sumabat na ko (dahil shaken pa rin yung nakabundol at parang lost yung mga manong na kasama ng biktima) " e anong bang primary assessment, dok?" ang sinagot lang nya ay "hindi maganda" in the most irate way possible. (sa isip-isip ko, aba putanginang kupal to a) tapos tanong uli nang e saan po ba may CT scan? ano pa bang pwedeng gawin? cleared ba sya for transport?
(nung nag simula na kong magsalita ng ganito, mejo mas lalo ata shang naiirita at parang kaalerto ng kaunti) pwede nyo ba kaming pahitramin ng ambulansya? babayaran naman yung transportation cost eh! at ang lame ass answer nya ay "e hindi eh, walang ambulansya eh"
hindi ako authrized na mag release ng ambulansya ngayon. pagkasabi nya nito ay tinalikuran ko sha at sinabi kay jay, "tangina, kunin mo yung pangalan nyang tarantadong doktor na yan" (sa pagkakataong ito, may pangalan na sha, jay. sinabi ni butch ito somewhere between all these.) nakipagpalit pa ng baterya sakin tong si jay dahil namatayan sha ng batt at lalong hindi na nya alam ang gagawin. tapos nadinig ko pa yung doktor na hinihiritan yung isang manong na "e pano ba nakaabot yan dito?" (pertaining to the question "pano namin sya dadalhin sa ospital na may CT scan?") so nagka resolution na lang na ilipat si manong ng ospital and get the hell out of that god forsaken place. dito sa v. luna ako nakasagap ng konting kwento mula dun sa isang manong. gwardya pala sila. etong manong na kausap ko, sa Vargas ang destino at yung biktima, sa NCPAG. uminom daw sila tapos tatawid ng CP garcia para mag lugaw sa KNL. dito ko naisip na mali pala ang teyorya ko. sa kabila pala galing si manong NCPAG at tumilapon sya papunta sa direksyon ng saras. tumawid ng dalawang lanes in mid air sa lakas ng tama ng sasakyan.
so nilabas na si manong NCPAG na naka gurney at ibabalik na sha sa sasakyan ni jay dahil walang ibang means for transport. tinanong ko yung nurse or med tech "bos, may stretcher ba kayo? para lang mailipat natin ng maayos" then he snapped back at me saying "e ano pa bang gusto nyo? ginawa na namin lahat ng makakaya namin a!" mind you, manong ncpag was still breathing and was moaning ang grunting. then i said "e pano namin sha ililipat? tangina naman o! yung kutson, pwede ba naming hramin?--- lame excuse---e yung kobre kama man lang? para malipat ng maayos to? tangina namang ospital to o!" we settled for the bed sheet then immediately transfered manong ncpag to the car and it sped away. i couldnt recall it untill carlo confirmed that the buzz behind us was that the car was counterflowing and was not following the compound's traffic rules.

next stop was the heart center. hindi kami nagtagal dito dahil walang kwenta talaga yung mga tao. pagdating namin ni carlo dun, nakababa na yung dalawang manong at sinasabi na ni butch na "im professor guererro from UP. can you please help us?" magulo yung mga pangyayari sa heart center at hindi ako masyadong nakasabay. nawawalan kasi ako ng 200 at yun na lang ang pera ko at may field trip pa ko kinabukasan (piso-piso nga yung binayad ko sa taxi eh). basta ang natatandaan ko lang ay may anim na (i assume, dahil malinis silang tignan with their coats and stethoscopes) doctor na naka tanga lang at may isang tumatangging tanggapin yung pasyente dali wala daw yung medico legal nila. may parteng may nagsabing ipasok na daw, so humingi ako ng stretcher. pero ang dumating samen ay isang wheel chair. hindi ko alam kung ano yung magiging reaksyon ko dun sa naglabas ng wheelchair. nung nakita ko yung reaksyon nya nung nakita nya si manong ncpag sa likod ng sasakyan. natigilan at bahagyang napanganga yung janitor. nasigawan ko pa tuloy sha ng "stretcher sabi eh! tanga!" ang ending hindi na namin binaba ng sasakyan si manong ncpag at sinigawan ni butch ang mga taga heart center ng "And You Call Yourself Doctors!??!?!?!?!?" sabag bagsak ng pintuan at pinagmaneho si jay papuntang east eve med center. alalahanin nating 50-50 na si manong ncpag.

sa EAMC unti unting napunan yung mga detalyeng kulang. si jay pala, walang lisensya. si other manong (tatawagin nating shang manong red), ngayon lang nakasama ni manong vargas at manong ncpag. si manong ncpag may dalawang anak, 1yo at isang hindi pa pinapanganak. 23 yo na si jay at sori pa ren ang  karamihang laman ng bokabularyo nya. "long" ang pangalan ni manong ncpag ayon kay manong red.
pagdating sa eamc, at least duon, pinapasok agad si manong ncpag (hindi ko muna gagamiting ang long dahil duda ako ng malala kay manong red; isa shang malaking doooouche). may konting taranta pa dahil hindi aga sha pinapansin at nag ggurgle na daw sha ng dugo. sa puntong ito, hindi na kami pumasok ni carlo sa loob. si butch nalang, si manong red at si manong vargas. kinailangang bumili ng gamot at dahil dinetain ni manong guard sa eamc si jay, napakiusapan kaming umili ng niresetang gamot. sa btika sa likod ng eamc, pumunta kami at agarang umalis din. 500 ang binigay na pera samin ni jay pero ang 4 na gamot ay nagkakahalagang 10,373.50. may tinawagan si jay na kaibigan na sobrang mukang kupal pero mukang nakatulong naman yon sa pagbili ng mga kailangan gamot at sa pag bayad para ma admit si manong ncpag sa ospital para ma ct scan na. nagkaroon pa kami ng sagutan ni manong red nung matapos damputin ng pulis si jay at dinala na sila sa karingal kasama ni douche friend nang biglang lumabas si ate ruby (kapatid ni manong ncpag) at may kailangan daw bayaran. tinawagan ni butch si jan ay etong si manong red nag hihihirit na "kasama nyo yun eh! kaibigan nyo yun ano! ser peram ako ng selpon mo mamaya a!" todo bintang si puta kaya hindi ko na napigilan "putangina naman eh! tumulong na nga, mapagbibintangan pa!" dito mejo kumalma si manong red at nag sori saken "alam ko namang walang ibang laman yung kotse eh"
nagkaroon pa ng episode na bumalik kami sa botika dahil ang tagal bumalik ni douchefriend mula sa pagbili ng swero. pag punta namin sa botika, wala daw dumaan na nagmamamtch sa description ni douchefriend, sabi ni ate cahera. nag isip kami ni carlo na baka umisplit si douchefriend at iniwan sa ere yung kaibigan nya. apparently, mali kami dahil pag balik namain ng eamc, andun na si douchefriend at nakalagay na ang swero kay manong ncpag.

matapos ang ilan pang oras at admitted na rin sa hospital si manong ncpag at naroon din naman si douchfriend para mag handle ng expenses, napag desisyunan na naming umalis ;415 na ng umaga ito at may field trip pa ko ng 6. may assurance naman daw na i sscan na si manong ncpag at immediately ooperahankung anoman ang kailangan.

FFWD--->> kinagabihan ng fieldtrip, sabado, nag text saken si butch na naoperahan na daw si manong at nasa recovery na daw. magandang balita para sa lahat.

FFFWD---->>> kanina lang habang naonood ako ng cold case sa C/S, ang opening nila ay may duktor na matapos ang isang bypass at napapunta sa ER dahil may pinasok na pasyente na inatake daw sa puso, binuhay nya muli ang  pasyente gamit ang defibrilator habang ang intern nyang anak at matamang nanonood. matapos ang nakaka exhilirate na eksena sa er ay inalo pa nya ang nagpapanic na asawa ng pasyente. ang backgroud music ay yung "hero" na dance hit nung 80's, yung kanta ni bonnie tyler. pagkatapos ng opening patalastas na. habang patalastas, tumawag saken si butch na sumisinghot (baka may sipon nanaman)
"myk, si butch to"
"oo, alam ko. may pangalan ka sa fnebook ko"
"leche, ka. asan ka ba?"
"asa bahay. anong meron?"
"wala na si manong. kaninang umaga ko nalaman pero hindi ko alam kung pano ko sasabihin...

no, this has nothing to do with the upcoming paquiao diaz fight.
i ceratinly hope manny loses. slim chances though, but still, diaz has two fists.

Boksing
-marco harder

Pagkatapos ng boksing, hindi
iisa ang may pasa, may
putok na labi,
may magang kamao. Sa pagtatantiya,
pareho tayong tumanggap
ng mga suntok; anti-tesis
ang mga pag-iwas
sapagkat pareho

nating ginusto
ang ganito: ang pagmamahal
sa tunggali.

Sa huli, ako amg may alam
sa pinaghalong amoy ng pawis
at canvas; sa vista sa ilalim
ng mga lubid; sa huling pantig
ng 10.

Sa pagtatalop ng mga kamao,
malinaw na sa ganitong pagkakataon
ikaw ang magdidikta;

walang rematch.

tagged by maragtas

im only tagging 6 coz i have few friends and everybody else is taken.

1. What worries you?
   burning out
   


2. Are you confused as to what lies ahead?
   i know a really good psychic. forewarned is forearmed.
   


3. Is there anything that made you unhappy recently?
   the extra rice at mister kebab costs 23 pesos
   


4. 4. What did you last cry over?
   i love you forever (the book). onions. im making a lasagna, for one.
   


5. 5. Have you ever dated someone?
   yes. maybe a lot less than people think
   


6. 6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
   glen fry ikaw ba yan?
   


7. 7. If the person you like doesn't accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
   no. its not my fault if she cant see great potential.
   


8. 8. If the person you like is secretly attached, what would you do?

be the one the public knows about

1. 9. What do you want most in life?
   beer
   


2. 10. What's the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
   can she hold her alcohol? a nicely rotund behind wont hurt.
   


3. 11. Have you ever had your heart broken?
   question fallacious. heart: hollow organ used to pump blood throughout the organ systems. composed of cardiac muscle fibres. cannot be broken.
   


4. 12. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
   i can fuck lots with tons o money. maybe buy some of that happiness too.
   


5. 13. Do you like someone right now?
   yes
   


6. 14. Do they like you too?
   hmmmm.... naging plural bigla. i dont know. will take actions soon.
   


7. 15. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
   ill introduce one to the other and propose a party. if it doesnt work out, then look for (an)others.
   


8. 16. What type of friends do you like?
   the ones i have right now. i think they would like to meet you.
   


9. 17. If you played a prank on someone, and she/he fell for the trick, what would you do?
   laugh really hard then ask him/her to help me find the next victim.
   


10. 18. If you were betrayed by someone, what would you say to that person?
    "how much?"
    


11. 19. If the person tagging you likes/loves you, what will you do/say?
    "sir, i dont play that way"
    


12. 20. What do you think of the person who tagged you?

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ano ba yan, ganitong meme pa ang natapat sa berdi ko. pag may oras at pera na, patayan tayo using alcohol poisoning.
first draft due in 30 hours and 45 minutes. will die sooner or later. bring peanuts to wake.



tagging booboochichang, bomb_happy, idreamwalk, caffeinefix, little_noun, turniptop

the mario video that trumps out rac'c and paolo's vids.




tumambling ako sa one-up, sa mario3 world1 stage 3: yung unang self moving stage sa lahat ng mario at sa double time na paubos na ang oras. but whats even more amazing is the fact that he never closes hi mouth. yeba!

6-7 lunkheads (check)
loud remark from gay friend that aggravates lunkheads (check) [ btw. they were not the ones addressed ]
getaway car for lunkheads (check)
aggravating circumstance i.e. leering, throwing a trash sack etc. (check)
dirty fingers and shouts from lunkheads in getaway car (check)
a potential fight (check)

ok, this is where it gets boring

fine. there were no fights for tonight.
lunkheads were too busy being bitches and pussies to aggravate further the situation. (dear lord they didnt even have the guts to shove me)
stupid ol me was slow enough to think that they had enough balls to fight.
boring ending was me settling/going for a "truce" and that all was a stupid mistake.

lame bitches.(might include me though)


PS.
to carlo, no dear you were not a pussy. you could have taken 2-3 of them. stringy fuckers. i wish you had.


pps.
to camsy and arrianne, sorry for dragging you into the mess. i was just hungry. i hope you two are okay. [(BTW, J just wants to fuck you, A, i can see it in his eyes) more on this some other time]

ppps.
lame as i am, i did not  "get it on" with the boys from PSBA. they were too stringy for my taste.